​How the fight started.

After church on Sunday, a wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,

Wife: Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden? What is it that is bothering you?

Husband:I’m still thinking about the confession of our pastor. It’s making me uncomfortable.

Wife: What is it?”

Husband: The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but ONLY ONE woman didn’t want to sleep with him because she fears God.”

Wife: It must be that Madam Comfort! She thinks she’s better than everyone of us she likes doing holy holy