​So my mum finally joined Facebook LAST LAST and this

evening she started complaining to me.

She said, “chai this Facebook registration dey chop money o.”

“Mummy I no understand how?” I asked.

She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell

your brother to register me on Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend.”

I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a

while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok,

Mummy na MB dey chop your money?”

She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one be MB nah? I

hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I don pay 8k for

chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture

permit and this evening again, your brother don talk say Facebook say make

I bring 5k for international Facebook passport., I don tire! Na so una dey spend

money for this thing?”

Me i come say she go need Facebook Verification Number (FVN) and that

one is 20k only!!! .

Did I do anything wrong???

Happy Sunday o